I’m not awake enough to properly edit in and typset these, I’m sorry, but, here’s my rough translation of chapter 141:
ive said it before ill say it again roy with abs is heterosexual propaganda he is a little man with a desk job and a ranged weapon that requires no physical strength or even dexterity to use. he’s short and stocky and without riza’s powerful lesbian fists he would certainly perish
The only physical exercice this man experienced is violentely slipping on the floor when it’s raining while our lesbian queen riza do all the work
What is Isaac Newton’s favorite anime
F=MA
Hands down, you own the internet
#BBC Sound Effects department, 1927
Noise Night with the boys
love the guy just straight up holding a gun
he’s there to kill anyone who tries making any of the forbidden sound effects
Please look how concentrated they are. Must be really hard to not laugh
ugh I haven’t drawn any NGE art in a long time…. I need a tissue….
Give me one too please and choke me while you’re at it.
I still laugh when I think about the fact that the Ministry of Magic employs people to come up with explanations for magic-related incidents for Muggles.
I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they’re on The Office.
I don’t think you understand how much I want to be magical just so I could work for this office
“Oh yes, ma’am, you were hallucinating. Giants don’t exist.”
“No, no, you simply saw a man riding a horse, don’t be preposterous. A man can’t be a horse.”
“Come now, be reasonable. Everybody knows a Ford Anglia can’t… can’t fly…… Excuse me, I need to call a colleague of mine to ask him about, ah, something entirely unrelated.”
Addition: imagine being the cousin of a muggle-born wizard or witch who works for this office. You work at HuffPo or CNN and every so often you get a text saying “just say it was northern lights”
and your stress migraine kicks in, because whatever just happened, it’s definitely not going to pass for northern lights
I WANT THIS AS A FIVE-SEASON NETFLIX SERIES
Tumblr do your thing
“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”
Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know
holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments
and according to the exact legal phrasing-
No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.
This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.
Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with
my brother asked me how I was and I said “well I’m currently procrastinating my emotions” and with the most tired expression I’ve ever seen on his depressed 17 year old face he said “can you please not be so dramatic for 5 fucking minutes” and anyway that’s the mood of the week
“I’m currently procrastinating my emotions” is not a phrase I have never expected to read in my 23 years of life and yET…
do you ever finally have free time and panic because you dont know whether you want to read, watch tv, or watch a movie, and then suddenly it’s been 3 hours and all you’ve done is reblog a picture of chris evans
by the way the funniest thing ive read all week is this post on reddit i think where somebody asked for the pros and cons of different stem majors and so this one girl responded and she said she was a software engineer i believe and then she said “ok pro #1. i never have to wait in line for the bathroom ever again. there are more female restrooms in this building than there are women”
pro #2: growing up i was surrounded by so many saras. just. saras everywhere. which sara do you want? but now, as a software engineer, I am the only sara. the eleven marks weep in jealousy.
the marks smdjdjdjdjd YEAH when i took my first compsci class the lab section had twice as many nicks than there were women
someone was complaining to me about how there are too many ryans on the team, and i said “you wanna know how to fix that? hire more women” and the only other woman sitting nearby spat out her coffee
The Society of Women In Physics at my university had a whole campaign with the tagline “More Daves than Women” which was factually true in the physics department
rationalkuroshitsuji
It’s a beautiful reversal of fortune, and it brings us full circle around all those flashbacks of Our Ciel watching his brother out the window.
Our Ciel didn’t just become the powerful outgoing twin.
Real Ciel became the sickly shut-in twin.
(Ch 141 pg 13)
